2009-09-22: The latest in fiction technology
by Emily
Cyberphage
In a metaphorical Soviet Russia, a young techno-obsessed geek stumbles across an enchanted sword, which spurs him into conflict with murderous robots with the help of a leather-clad female in shades and her closet full of assault rifles, culminating in authorial preaching through the mouths of the characters.
This story compliments of:
Wondermark's Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre Fiction Generator 2000